I just trolled a telemarketer

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she was like hello?
i was like hello
cuz maybe it was someone with a wrong number

and she was like, hello ma'am how are you doing today
and i was like
ah, i'm constipated

she paused and said, "i'm sorry?"
"you know. constipated. I can't poop. otherwise i'm good. how are you?"
"i-i'm fine thank you for asking- um is your mother or father there?"
"i'm an orphan"
"…"
and then I hung up

YOUVE BEEN TROLLED

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N30N--F0X's avatar
Yeah um XD I roleplayed with constipated orphan XD by Sapphire--fox